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If I Had Legs I’d Kick You

If I Had Legs I’d Kick You

Everything is under control.Oct. 10, 2025USA113 Min.R
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Synopsis

With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child’s mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.

If I Had Legs I’d Kick You
If I Had Legs I’d Kick You
If I Had Legs I’d Kick You
If I Had Legs I’d Kick You
If I Had Legs I’d Kick You
If I Had Legs I’d Kick You
If I Had Legs I’d Kick You
If I Had Legs I’d Kick You
If I Had Legs I’d Kick You
If I Had Legs I’d Kick You
Original title If I Had Legs I'd Kick You
IMDb Rating 7.4 2,373 votes
TMDb Rating 7 3 votes

Director

Mary Bronstein
Mary Bronstein
Director

Cast

Rose Byrne isLinda
Rose Byrne
Linda
Conan O'Brien isTherapist
Conan O'Brien
Therapist
A$AP Rocky isJames
A$AP Rocky
James
Danielle Macdonald isCaroline
Danielle Macdonald
Caroline
Delaney Quinn isChild
Delaney Quinn
Child
Mary Bronstein isDr. Spring
Mary Bronstein
Dr. Spring
Ivy Wolk isDiana
Ivy Wolk
Diana
Mark Stolzenberg isParking Attendant
Mark Stolzenberg
Parking Attendant
Manu Narayan isLandlord
Manu Narayan
Landlord
Eva Kornet isBreathworker
Eva Kornet
Breathworker
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